Taqueria Salsa Brava (San Jose, CA): Chicken Super Nachos

Bored with my posts lately?  You're in for a treat.  Allow me to tell you about this plate of nachos through the majesty of haiku...

New taqueria
Yes, always an adventure
What will I find here?

Salsa bar on left
Many a variety
Looking good so far

Chips, cheese, meat, salsa
Guacamole, sour cream
Shredded chicken? Meh

Crunch, chew, swallow, mmmmmm…
Even bland nachos are good
Think I've a problem?

A three out of five
Maybe next time I will find
A five out of five…

Rating: Read the last haiku
Rating notes: Read all the haikus
Map to location: http://mapq.st/JKPGjP